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Kevin
Participant

Rooney’s

Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

 

Well I’d give anything for some good gear

I’m run out, my hands are so sore

If I fall now it’s certain that I’m gonna deck

As certain as that Niall is a whore

And all I can think as I’m shaking

Is Ronan looks like he’s 44

And now that Natasha is preggers,

Jordan’s freedom has flown out the door

 

[Chorus]

Yes I live the life of a climber

So penniless and dirty and strange

And I’m often left thinking I’m crazy

But I know that I’m not gonna change

 

Now you can’t fight off Matt Boy’d advances

‘Cause Rohypnol’s a marvellous thing

We’re sure it’s how Gilmore got Roisin

And we’re still not sure which way Grew swings… Smiley

 

[Chorus]

 

Well Campbell’s just a fuckin’ weirdo

He’ll die if he eats anything

Alex is a wizard and Cadden’s an ape

And O’Hagan drinks a lot that’s a sin (He loves Jesus!)

 

[Chorus]

 

Yes I live the life of a climber

So penniless and dirty and strange

I know that my friends are all weirdos

But there’s not one of them I would change