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  • #526

    ClimbLikeADuck
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    So there is an incredible amount of “one liners” said in this club / Thomas in his day to day life. So I made a thread to keep track of them all!
    Thomas:
    “There is mass grave in Newry from the Women that battled for Michael and didn’t make it”

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    #529

    tprebs
    Keymaster

    I foresee this thread being used by¬†Michael Aspel in O’Hagan’s ‘This is your life’

    #537

    RonanK
    Participant

    “If I’m pregnant then that’s the final straw” – Stuart

    “Veritably thou shalt become thy surroundings” – Gilmour (in his sleep)

    #766

    Myles
    Keymaster

    Few from the weekend:

    “Cecilia is a parallelogram”

    “Lick and flick works best” – Emma

    #768

    Andy Hedgy Hayes
    Participant

    “I would make a great creep” – Smiler

    #769

    tprebs
    Keymaster

    Everything Emma said on Saturday night….

    #774

    Jonathan
    Keymaster

    “Centra don’t sell any feckin’ pencils *walks off*”

    – Michael Campbell

    #865

    Myles
    Keymaster

    “I’ve got meat on my mind” – Thomas O’Hagan

    #870

    Myles
    Keymaster

    “Chicken bacon tastes surprisingly like Prawns”

    “Damn Syrians coming over here taking our Rathlin oil” – Cadden

    Conor, on the subject of Ireland giving Scotland its oil “Scotland was like ‘No takesies backsies'”

    “Like rape – truth hurts” – Prebble

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    #873

    Conor
    Participant

    “We should go line dancing…” – Myles Grey

    “Do you think anyone would mind if we just killed that bush with fire?” – Myles Grey

    #892

    Myles
    Keymaster

    Aww dear sucking fumes from a heated bottle of Gordon’s gin after failing to explode the fucker because the toaster won’t light it.” – Thomas O’Hagan

    #894

    The Club Cat
    Participant

    ‘Don’t put Deep Heat on your genitals’ – Ronan Kernan

    #982

    ClimbLikeADuck
    Moderator

    So I have been neglecting this. No more!

    “I never noticed how much Kelp looks like giant rubber dildos before the weekend” -Thomas O’Hagan

    #983

    ClimbLikeADuck
    Moderator

    Refering to “The ¬†Wind That Shakes the Barley”:

    “If this was set in Middle Earth it would be a good show” – Thomas O’Hagan

    #990

    ClimbLikeADuck
    Moderator

    “If you woke up in a box full of naked woman you wouldn’t be long getting over any religious hatreds” ~ Thomas O’Hagan

    “Finally a solution to Israel” ~ Fionn Doherty

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